Invader Zim Fanfiction
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| Work Sucks - link |
| finished, 2004 |
Content: murky R-to-NC-17 (Sizz-Lorr/Zim:
ID-PAK rape, oral sex)
Summary: Zim is determined to beat any
challenge his Foodcourtian boss-slash-owner throws his way! Even if that means having to deal
with weird Irken freak-crotches.
Author's Notes: Picture it: it's 2004,
and Invader Zim's been effectively writhing in its canceled grave for years already.
Enter the Gerbil, fresh from finishing up a psychological mindfuck of a kiddie
rape story and just wanting to dick around with a goofy idea for a while. I've just seen a pirated
file of "The Frycook What Came From All That Space" a few days ago; inspiration decides to strike.
I end up turning out what I still think is the prime work of anything I've written for the series.
It's as close to the spastic, black-humored canon of the show as... well, as near as one could
get when there's rough sex involved, I suppose. (Hey! Another "rape in a fast food restaurant"
story, but it's trying to be funny this time! Yay parallels!)
And by now, maybe a handful of those still in the fandom even know this fic
exists.
Damn. You win some, you lose some, eh? |
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| Dirty Chicken's Got a Secret |
| Chapter 1 link - Chapter 2 link |
| finished, 2003 |
Content: murky R-to-NC-17 (Eric the Chickylicky's
manager/Dib: child rape, trauma)
Summary: In his quest to bring down his alien
nemesis, Dib is forced into a horrifying bargain. How can he save the human race when he doesn't
trust it anymore? Not a story for the light reader.
Author's Notes: From the feedback I've heard,
this one's definitely been the love-it-or-hate-it story for the readers. It also had a lot of related
backstory tied in with personal past demons that ended up returning to bite my memory in the ass as
I was writing it (nearly the whole of Part One was written in one overnight go), which I won't
elaborate on because this is meant to be a fanfic site, not about me.
But, yes-- originally, this fic started out as nothing more than a frustration
piece in response to the slew of "Dib gets raped by [Zim/Torque Smackey/his dad/Gaz/GIR/Bloaty]!!
OMG whoz gunna com4rt him?!!" fics in the fandom that seemed to regard rape recovery as on the same
level with getting over a bad case of the flu. It darkened into something else entirely, but I don't
regret writing it. (Yet, anyhow. Give me a few years.) |
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Tallest Series
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| Nightfall on Irk One - link |
| finished, 2001 |
Content: R (penetrative sex between apparently
male aliens; scandalized voyeurism)
Summary: As one hapless guard learns, the public
and private lives of The Almighty Tallests are not as similar as the Irken Empire might believe.
Author's Notes: Hoo boy. The one that started
off this whole "limited fame" shindig of mine, this was the very first lemon (that is, smutfic) to
show up in ff.net's Invader Zim category, and even fetched me a messy series of death threats
from a group of particularly rabid fans of the show, back in the day. It's also the first (and only...
sigh) fic of mine to have been MSTed by someone, and believe me, it deserved it.
By now, Red and Purple seem hideously OOC, but keep in mind that this fic was
written after only the first couple episodes had been aired. Not much source material out there at
that point. Even so, there was just something about these two Tallest characters. I was hooked,
and I knew it.
...And no, the show hadn't officially called the ship "The Massive" yet. |
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| Power's Price - link |
| finished, 2002 |
Content: NC-17 (Red/Purple: penetrative sex
between apparently male aliens, rape)
Summary: Prequel to "Nightfall." Purple is
sworn in as a second co-Tallest. The initiation ceremony isn't as fun for him as it is for Red.
Author's Notes: Billed as an exclusive to
KA.com, once upon a time-- though after fanfiction.net declared its ban on NC-17 fics, everything
here kinda became one big exclusive.
Personally, I can't stand this fic. Its continued presence here has solely
been because of a "might as well show the warts with everything else" philosophy. See, I've always
been a vocal opponent to those lemon cliches where whoever's the bottom in the situation gets raped,
but then ends up loving it. So what did I do? I wrote one. Which stunk just as badly. [shakes head]
Still, folks seem to like it... I dunno. Judge for yourself, I say. But only
after you read the stuff I've done since? Please...? [weak grin] |
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| Hard Day's Night - link |
| finished, 2001 |
Content: murky R-to-NC-17 (Red/Purple:
penetrative sex between blah blah etc.)
Summary: Operation Impending Doom Two is riding a wave
of success that won't quit, and everyone's happy except the Tallests who made it all possible! An
injury from celebratory sex gone wrong leaves Red and Purple trying to make each other's lives
miserable.
Author's Notes: If you want to read one of my Tallest
fics, I'd suggest you make it this one. That's pretty much all I can say about it, really. I still
like it. |
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General Stories
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| Strangers in An Even Stranger Land
- link |
| finished, 2001 |
Content: PG (implied cartoon violence, and...
what, no sex whatsoever? Whoa.)
Summary: An accident with Zim's television
remote sends GIR, Dib, and himself into the magical wasteland of TV Programming. Hilarity ensues.
Author's Notes: I set out to write a fanfic
in the satirical, dry-humored narrative style of England's earliest novelists. Instead, I ended up
with this thing, which uses far too many words and often reads like a train wreck. Still, it's got
its funny spots here and there. Not bad for the first PG-rated fic I've written since I was in
middle school, methinks. |
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| Point of No Return - link
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| finished, 2001 |
Content: R (Keef/Zim: implied male/alien sex;
Nightmare Zim/Dib: implied tentacle rape; Puppy!GIR/Pustulio: frottage)
Summary: Three snippets of lemons written to
be horrible on purpose.
Author's Notes: I was locked in full-on Bitching Mode when
I wrote this, and I'm sure it shows. (I got better.)
Please pardon the way, waaay too lengthy forenotes.
Interestingly enough, many who reviewed the fic on ff.net said these ideas
were more interesting than the then-recently-growing selection of "sick" Zim lemons available
on the site. |
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| A Resistance of Two - link |
| finished, 2002 |
Content: murky R-to-NC-17 (Lard Nar/original
character: sex between mutable-gendered aliens)
Summary: Lard Nar is faced with a tough
choice after being imprisoned by the Irken Empire. The Vortian race is dying out, and only he
can save it! ...Not in a manner he would've expected, though.
Author's Notes: I'll come right out and
say it: I only wrote this fic because I wanted to make up as non-human an equipment for a species
to screw each other with as I could (without getting into such abstract territory that people'd
get confused, that is-- I can think about that on my own time). Even with the Tallest fics'
infamous "ovipositor sex," the basics involved weren't much more than a Freudian sort of
penis-going-into-a-penis idea. As for using Lard Nar and his fellow Vortians as the guinea pigs
for this experiment, all I can offer is that old adage of "we only hurt the ones we love."
On a related note, there was a sequel written to this fic, called "Growing
Resistance." Here's a snippet from it:
"I was furious, of course, and when someone suggested I fly out to the Massive and try
taking back the planet by confronting the leaders of the Empire, well... I said I would, then
and there, and they all agreed to come along with me. It was a ragtag sort of group, but I
think we did well enough."
"Good strategy. The more Vortians you had along, the easier any plans would come to all of
you," Paht said.
Lard blinked, soon breaking through his pause with vigorous nodding. "Exactly my point.
With all the other minds, I figured there was no way we could fail!"
"How many other Vortians were there in the group?" Paht Seeyew asked.
"Other...? Well, just me, of course. Why would you ask?" replied Lard, narrowing an eye.
Paht started chuckling softly, as if she'd just realized some hidden joke. "Ahhh, that's
a good one! ...You couldn't mean you actually thought other species would link up with your
mind, did you?"
There was a chilly, awkward silence in the cell.
"I mean, that'd be a guaranteed way to slow the group DOWN, with all those other..."
Lard Nar's left eyelid twitched behind his goggles.
"...You didn't REALLY..."
"Shut up," muttered Lard. "Just... just shut UP."
Paht sucked in a breath through suddenly gritted teeth. Without any further words, she
wandered to the other side of the cell on her own. Yes, a long nap seemed like a wonderful
idea, just now.
Though it's almost completed, it's sitting in my hard drive instead of on this
page simply because I figured it went into fetish territories that'd only be of interest to me and...
I dunno, maybe two or three other people. (This is the Internet, after all.) From what
the other fics on this site would suggest, it may not seem like it, but if I know I'm the only
one who'd want to see what I'm wanking over, I try to keep my door closed, so to speak.
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