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Part 5
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    You could adjust to a lot of things, when you lived as long as Kougaiji had. War? Murder? American ethnocentrism? You got used to it with time.
    One thing he felt it would be just fine never to have to adapt to was to phone someone up and be screamed at from the other end.
    "I don't really think I deserve this tone from you," he told Shujuan severely. "It's not like this is the first time I've called. You'd think I'd interrupted your doomsday preparations."
    "'Scuse me if we've got some'un bleeding over here!" the girl snapped back, though in a slightly less shrill tone than before.
    Kougaiji cringed. "Don't you usually keep your phone off for that time of the--"
    "Not that!" she roared. "Jian! Is bleeding! So call back in ten minutes or something!"
    So he did.
    "And why is Jianmin bleeding?" he asked when she picked up the second time.
    Shujuan's voice was only slightly higher than normal when she answered, "It doesn't have anything t'do with you."
    Ah-ha.
    "What's happening?" the youkai pressed. "Are you all right over there? Is someone after you?"
    "I gotta go," she answered, sounding distracted. "Bye."
    "Wait--"
    One thing you did get used to was the sense of crises going on just outside your reach. Though it didn't make it any easier to deal with.
    Kougaiji realized he was holding a barely-contained urge to chuck the phone against a wall.
    It figured, with that goddess. Leaving on a hint of something very big and broad and completely unreadable until after the fact. History repeating in ways not just due to the nature of societal development. What the hell was that supposed to mean?
    The hutong agents were coming back with reports even faster now. It was like someone had thrown a switch. Or opened floodgates.
    He chewed a claw, a habit he really shouldn't have had. It wasn't nervousness, really, he was sure he'd more or less gotten that out of his system by now, but the situation was just getting so agitating and...
    Dokugakuji soon keyed in on his lover's aura and went to his side on the bed to set about distracting him, as any dutiful spouse would. This involved the rather mechanical removal of clothes and a reorientation of various body parts.
    (It wouldn't be fair to say Doku could do this blindfolded. He'd mastered that in the first hundred years. Now it didn't even take muscle exertion.)
    Yet still, as Kougaiji should rightly have been occupied getting his thighs pushed up until the knees were pressed even with his chest, he was still hearing that damnedable Goddess in his head--
    "Kou..."
    "Sorry," he murmured, and attempted to refocus himself.
    An attempt that didn't get very far, when the bedside telephone rang a few minutes later.
    Dokugakuji sighed, settled himself down onto his lover's chest. He pinned the hand Kougaiji brought up and picked up the phone himself. "Yeah," he said, shutting off panting for later. "Right. Really?
    "Well," he told Kougaiji with unmasked irritation, as he set the phone back onto its receiver. "Your agents found out why that boy was bleeding."
    "And?"
    "And it looks like Kannon wasn't talking shit out of hir ass," he deadpanned.
    That sprung the king immediately into action. He nudged his lover out of the way and sat up, not even bothering to collect his clothes before making to stand. "I have to go."
    "I wouldn't try that yet--"
    Thud.
    "--yeah."
    "..."
 

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